Friend of mine & I were trying to brainstorm a disposable mattress, for those hopeless, hopeless overnight ordeals..... fuck trying to protect it, just bleed-n-go! So far we have not yet found an angel investor to run with the idea. ^^

That was me until peri-menopause hit and then HO-LEE SHIT...the day that was my heaviest flow day became period deluge day. I couldn’t go more than 30 minutes with a super-plus. It was un-fucking-believable. Nighttime was a nightmare. I would use 2 super-pluses plus a pad and still wake up in the middle of the night…

The subway is basically a gallery of bad and offensive advertisements. My current favorite is this one, which I imagine was the result the following conversation:

It’s not a real Eagles fan unless it started a drunken brawl when released in the parking lot.

Makes sense that he was at that game. Raccoons are known to root around in garbage.

Racoons feed on garbage, which explains why it was trying to get into an NFC East game.