Her and Peter Dinklage.
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My Mother is a physio in an old folks home. She says the residents could put a university dormitory to shame. They’ve had many STD outbreaks. Last time a 24 year old nurse drew the short straw and had to give them all “the talk.” Just because you can’t get pregnant anymore and we have a cure for syphilis doesn’t mean…
I’m not sure if it’s useful to anyone else but you know, the way I look at it is that nature has been trying to get me knocked up every single month for 15+ years. I’m at about 179/180. I lost ONE time. That’s >99% win! Through antibiotics and broken condoms and the most shit side effects and binge drinking and…
There was a woman in my Daughters With Mothers who have Alzheimer's support group whose mother was in Hebrew Home. It sounded awesome. They had plenty of activities for different levels of care, they had a great nurse to patient ratio. It is, however, incredibly expensive...
I have a friend who works at an assisted living and she told me that STDs and UTIs run rampant and that Viagra use is common. And the male to female ration makes for a lot of romantic rivalries for the men’s affection.
I told my grandma that my partner and I do yoga every night to keep limber.
His quote of “yes, tell them I love my wife” makes me tear up everytime. And that she spoke out for marriage equality for gay couples as related to their struggle and before such support was commonplace makes me love this story even more.
A fixed cat truly does not have a fuck to give.
Michael, if you’re reading this, please have your mother’s gravestone read, simply: Vicki Gunvalson—she lied because she wanted sympathy and a casserole.
If you ever eat at the Four Seasons, do yourself a favor and get the macaroni and cheese off the kid’s menu. It is the best mac and cheese I’ve ever had and I’m Southern. We know our mac and cheese. I don’t know if it is at all of them but it is a gift from God.
“Taylor loves that Tom is really into fashion and that they can coordinate their outfits together.”
He shouldn’t be Russian into anything.
I’ve always liked this vintage fake pistol that is actually a beauty box. You could go stick up a bank and still make sure you look like the bee’s knees.
Similar weddings happened during WWII.
I was going to be snarky about weddings without men being preferable anyway, but this is so heartbreaking :(
It’s almost as if years of beauty pageants trained her to screw a smile on her face while men ogled her in a swimsuit and asked inane questions and tossed about awkward banter.
That series of clips at the end is GOLD. I hope her team uses it. We should make a cut like that of every woman on fox and title it Tiptoeing Through the Bullshit: Newsing While Female.