justwhatthedrordered
JustWhatTheDrOrdered
justwhatthedrordered

Great essay.

De Havilland is TCM’s star of the month so they will be showing some of her most memorable movies every Friday night. This past Friday they already showed Gone with the Wind, The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex, Captain Blood, and Anthony Adverse.
But there are still a lot more good

I’m sorry. It’s not always easy to move on, especially when a holiday marks a fucked up event in our lives. Hugs to you. Please know that the future holds a beautiful relationship worthy of you.

There were many gems in this, but by far the most precious was the groom’s dad’s reluctance to perform the ceremony. I loved how he was like “Yeah I thought it was a terrible idea but seemed like they were gonna do it anyway so... Let’s all cross our fingers and hope for the best?”

Oh gosh I know these people.

The one person I know who’s been featured is a raging asshole who still thinks her column was ~*inspirational*~. She still hasn’t figured out that the tone of the column presented them as pathetic freaks who have self-selected out of the larger dating pool, thank god.

I went to high school with twins named Shannon and Stacy. Those dudes were some tough hombres.

My family loves my fiance, but when we were dating for 3 years and we hadn’t gotten engaged yet they started to wonder “what his intentions were” - my family is super traditional.

This country badly needs more than 2 parties. Preferably all less than 50% in power. That way they are always forced to compromise to get anything done.

From a park ranger: please, please, please know your limits. My friends had to rescue a 400-lb man out of the bottom of a 90 degree canyon today. It’s not that I don’t want you to go out and experience new things, but you’ve got to know when to stop. At the first sign that you’re out of your depth or feeling even just

On the topic of news: Freelee and Durian Rider break up drama!!!!!!!!!!

I just told my husband about this article by saying “You know that bus from the guy with the bear?” I’m on my way.

man my mil loves directions like this.

Seriously. I worked at a tech company with many recent new hires from India. One of them had the genius idea to take a group of them up to the Boundary Waters for a canoe/camping trip. I said “oh that’s cool, have you ever been camping before?” Nope, they had never been. “Is there some kind of Girl Scout/Boy Scout

States I don’t fuck with: Alaska, Florida, the more rural parts of Texas. Mother Nature isn’t watching out for you, kiddos. She has a busy schedule and does not give a fuck.

Well if they don’t want tourists to climb it then they shouldn’t have put it there! /s

Our cat runs away out of embarrassment then comes back right after to make sure we’re still alive. When we were dating, the cat used to cry at my husband like, “don’t murder my food source.” They’ve grown accustomed to each other.

I have to choose between sex and these guys?

Super late to the party because I just got back from Italy last night, but I just got the Cover FX Custom Enhancer Drops and they are SO COOL. I actually ordered via my Sephora app while abroad and they were waiting for me when I got home!

I haven’t tried that one but looks so pretty! I can say I’m pleasantly surprised that the frog prince has a nice sheen to it without feeling sticky and is really long lasting.