I never thought to include my kitties in panic attack fixing! They totally would work too, because just being with them makes me so happy.
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Hey there, I’m just coming out alive from the other side of a dental treatment that took a little over a year (implants, failed implants, a bridge, crowns, invisalign, the works). It sucks but you can start doing things right any minute now. Best thing I got for myself lately was a waterpik - don’t know how I lived…
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snl did a bit on it titled “when will the bass drop?”
HOW XENU GET PRAGENT
Get rid of the bikes, cut holes in the floor and make it a Flintstones bus. Everybody wins.
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Anyone want to inform Alexander Ekman that dancing (and singing) in water has been around for quite some time?
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Good artists copy, great artists steal, QUEENS steal back.
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House hippos are much more manageable, but they are shy.
Unless the wedding is a women castrating, disemboweling and showering in her future husband’s blood while reciting a few pieces of Audre Lorde’s writing,(while wearing white, of course, YOU CAN’T HAVE A WEDDING UNLESS YOU ARE WEARING WHITE) IT IS NOT A FEMINIST WEDDING. GET OUT. GO ON. GET.
A stripper version of his work uniform. He moonlighted over the weekends. But every Monday, he’d mix the two uniforms up and show up to work in the wrong one.
But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...
I’ll show myself out...
A former partner of mine, every Monday.
STOP! You can’t write the rules down! They must be vague, arbitrary, and specific to every different situation, location, and denomination so that when a girl or woman inevitably puts a foot wrong, the people in charge can say “It’s not our fault you didn’t know your outfit would outrage the old folks/distract the…
It bothers me that there are 3 plates with untouched pizza. There should be 3 greasy, saucy, empty plates that previously held pizza, or at least plates with half-eaten pizza or pieces of crust.
Np! I’m using RunDouble Couch to 5K. It’s free for the first 2 weeks, then you have to pay, but I think it’s pretty cheap, like a couple bucks. And yes, you can play other music (like google play, itunes, etc.) and it just ducks the volume on your playlist when giving you instructions, like “start running now” or…
Awkward because I had already tried the same thing with Tom Selleck. Offering up Mom was beginning to be “ my thing” and needed to be addressed.
10 year old me realized it would be creepy for Harrison Ford to marry me BUT ( kicking my 10 year old logic into over drive) he could marry my mother. So I sent a letter to him with my suggestion. He never replied and I did get a very awkward lecture from my parents on why I can’t pimp my mother out.
