Thank you! I started telling nosy people asking me when I would have a second that I almost died having the first one. (Which is kind of true— I ended up with pretty severe pre-eclampsia right at the end.) That usually shuts them up. Except my MIL, who then took it upon herself to start asking family members if they…

And in Moulin Rouge were Satine does whole musical numbers without hacking up dark phlegm even once.

Buddy comedy with Masi Oka from Heroes — remake of Hitch. I am there!

I’m the Dean.

WHY CAN’T WE HAVE BOTH GODDAMMIT

It’ll definitely cost a few bucks.

I hate blatant product placement. I hate on TV shows when we have to have the close up of the iPhone or suddenly everyone has to get into their new Buick and check some directions on GPS. The only time it ever seems natural is with food/drinks or sometimes with cars like in The Transporter or F&F or whatever. But in…

Aquaphor!

In case no one told you, a good removal tip is to tin foil a remover soaked cotton round to your nails. Otherwise gel is a bitch to get off.

I wouldn’t call her dull. She was thin because she was incredibly malnourished during WWII, and suffered a lot of health problems due to it. She did many tremendous things to assist the Dutch Resistence against the Nazis. She put herself in danger to distribute anti-Nazi pamphlets and she delivered messages for the…

As an actress, I don’t really have an opinion of her. I honestly haven’t seen much of her work. She was an amazing philanthropist, though. During WW2 she worked as courier for the Dutch resistance and danced for secret fundraising events. After she retired from acting she was the Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF and…

One day, you too will share in the wisdom known first to The Dad (though the legends are unclear on whether The Mom or The Dad were the first recipients; no matter, they share). There are no shortcuts on the path, so bide your time. But eventually, you too will do things that will make your offspring remark “No [insert…

#fashiongoals

I read a book where people used glasses display technology (like advanced Google Glass). It was explained that they had the capability to do eye implant displays, but those fell out of usage because they could get hacked and then people would have ads pop up at them even when their eyes were closed. It was a pretty…

I can breakdown it down for you quick:

From the linked story:

Agreed about the songs (Aaliyah!!!!) but to the rest of your sentence:

i remember learning/singing this in the ~2nd grade, to the tune of i believe i can fly, i wonder how many other kids heard this version on the playground:

I’m not sure why I didn’t vaccinate. It was the mid nineties and I was in my mid 20s with my 2nd child. I had previously been a veterinary technician, so not a complete science idiot, lol. I had my home birth on a military base in Japan* with two excellent Japanese midwives. The Internet was still relatively young but…

Because they let people like the poorly educated Duggar girls become “midwives” without real training. Real midwives are extensively trained, certified, and accept evolution because they’ve studied biology.