I just feel bad for Courtney, because in the SCARY BACKWARDS WORLD she is forced to live in, Doug is actually probably a safer person to be around than her own mother.

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

Here's a palate cleanser. Everything about this story is the worst.

Even literally naming the child Grandpa is a better idea.

Hey now. There are many nice people in Kentucky (#notallhillbillies). Our problem is that we didn’t fucking vote in the last election (historically low turnout), so now we have a tea-bagger governor who decided Kim Davis shouldn’t have her widdle feelings hurt anymore. However, polling showed the majority of the state…

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you all to one of our greatest cultural treasures, Nihilist Lisa Frank. http://nihilisa-frank.tumblr.com/

I’m no music scholar. But at an intellectual level, I think she’s got an incredibly deft gift for writing lyrics that - while simple-sounding - consistently evokes imagery that manages to be both emotionally evocative and incredibly linguistically precise... while also conforming to an invisible but arduous rhyme…

I had seen this picture elsewhere with a note of the designer of the gowns credited. I suspected then that the BFF likely got a lot of stuff gratis as a result of having Taylor involved. “Let me just call my friend Reem, she’ll hook you up with an AWESOME gown!”

This is worse than the time my sister (at fourteen, and one of the bridal party) told my cousin “I know it’s your wedding day, but I look better than you do.”

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I assume they all go to The Abbey in New Orleans. The juke box was good and the beer was cheap, but you could set a watch by the bar drama. Every five minutes someone is kicked out for starting a fight, being ludicrously high, or causing some sort of ruckus.

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

At my wedding we accepted the “gift” of photography from my father-in-law’s drunk idiot friend. It was a huge mistake. The only photos we’ve ever shown anyone were candids from the wedding reception, one decent shot of my wife and me in the car we drove away in, and one shot of my wife with her brother. Literally…

When did these stupid photo booths become de rigour at weddings? I LOATHE them and the pictures people post on faceboook after the fact.

I read that Lin-Manuel Miranda is really working quickly on getting it written for school performances because that is a cause near and dear to his heart. SO if we are lucky, we will get a crappy high school version too!

None of them want to deal with him more than once every 4 days.

He is the WORST!! I understand why he has so many wives. None of them want to deal with him more than once every 4 days. Plus they get built in babysitters and like can do their own thing most of the time.

This man is a predator. He can couch it in research, but he’s a predator.

To paraphrase the Holocaust “survivor” Eli Weisel, author of the iconic memoir “Night,” in his response to a woman who expressed her guilt at feeling sad and depressed over trivial things, as her suffering could never match Weisel’s, he essentially told her this...”we all have our own pain, which fills us to the brim.…