Had no idea a coach could dictate where a player transfers.

Contact Max von Sydow for details. They seem very friendly and approachable; look, this one’s waving.

This online outcry is bullshit. The “biggest fans” aren’t turning against it. The online community hivemind is throwing a fit as usual. Outside the internet echo chamber, plenty of people are just shrugging off the game’s growing pains and are happy to be out playing pokemon with other people.

You should just change the title of this series to “Terrible Overwatch Fanfic”.

i is the square root of -1, or -1 to the 1/2 power. Raised to the power of 2, you multiply the two together, they cancel each other out, giving you -1. 3^2 is 9, giving you -9.

Y’know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac ElDorado—HOT PINK—with whale skin hubcaps, an all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, YEAH!

Don’t be an ***hole.

Cockels. Maybe below the cockels. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys—maybe even in the colon—we don’t know.

Yeah, who knows who will rise. Obviously, I had never heard of the Lowes and Barnwells of the world until Grantland.

It’s fair to say that to an extent, though Grantland served as a stepping stone. And we don’t know who’s going to use The Ringer as a stepping stone either. I just flat disagree with you about the political podcast being a tough listen, but I don’t think that doesn’t make either of us right or wrong. But, he managed…

Okay, fair enough - he doesn’t always discover talent. The guy recognizes talent, though, and has given talent a bigger platform so many times. Look where the former Grantlanders ended up (objectively, the non-Ringers). Or, he’s gotten already-top talent to write for him.

Because of. Simmons discovered him and hired him.

I see your point - you are 1000% correct.

*cough* Thank you to Bill Simmons *cough* Thank you to Grantland *cough*

How bad he makes Buffalo look is about the closest thing he’s ever done to accurate reporting.

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

NBC’s coverage of this will go down as the biggest propaganda exercise in history. An athlete could be murdered and the story of the little kid from the favela that owns an ice cream cart at the Copa will still be front and center.

I wondered why these Cure fanboys are taking the piss out of goths.

This was used as a soccer venue for years (and with great success), but the men’s team spent the money to lay grass down over the infield dirt for each game. The Flash are very, very cheap, and presumably decided to save that money to pay the yearly salaries of three non-USWNT players.

Right? I know everyone is charmed by Tracer, but I find her to be very strident.