If you are paying and the group wants you to do anything other than hit the boss and get yourself killed you really don’t want to be there. For a heroic carry, you absolutely are not needed. For many bosses in a mythic carry, the group is at more risk of failing if you are alive than if you are dead.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

I think the point is that the pain is there for a reason (your body has been mangled) and the toradol disappears it. It's not about getting high, it's about falsely making players feel like their bodies are OK for game day.

“There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What…

I also really don’t know why short hair + strong has to mean she’s a lesbian, that seems like stereotyping if anything

On the one hand, I think it’s great that Overwatch has a gay character and, if it IS Zarya, that’s awesome. On the other hand, I dunno. It seems kind of... I’m not sure what the precise form of prejudice is, that they tell us there’s a gay character and the entire internet just collectively decided “It’s her. The girl…

Old person, here. I would have greatly appreciated a content warning on Titus Anronicus because that shit was stomach turning.

Not his rookie year. But ever since, and that’s pretty damn great.

That would be such a dumb and bad call. His left hand had absolutely nothing to do with the block. Whatever the rule book might say, I’m glad the referees made the right call on this one.

Yeah. I turned to get something from my kitchen because I was disappointed and looked over my shoulder and saw a pterodactyl fly across my screen and destroy the ball.

I was pulling for the Cavs. When the Warriors got the ball on the other end I said out loud, “Shit, they have numbers, it’s over.”

Can you really be ON Xojane or was it inside you all along? Maybe xojane is inside of all of us as we are it... After all what is an X but a way to mark treasure, and isn’t the real treasure love? Isn’t the best kind of love the kind where you love yourself, and if you find someone to love the you you love, then…

I am as narcissistic as I am passionate; I must recognize my own importance, and let it devastate me. What can I do but go on?

Now, now... divisive as Drumpf is, it is not the time to say disparaging things about Cheetos. They are crunchy and cheesy and delicious and just what my PMS demands. I much prefer to think of Drumpf as a rotting pumpkin inhabited by vicious albino squirrels, as a previous Slot article stated.

The same team as Apollo 13? I don't think any man could survive this mission. I fear for Kevin Bacon.

Thanks for your commentary Mr. Millbury!

“why rape is sincerely hilarious”

YEP.

Let’s be honest here. Gawker did some things that were questionably moral...the Conde Nast outing in particular had me furious (especially when it kept dominating the left bar). The whole idea that somebody can have their life disrupted tremendously ‘just because their famous’ is something that a lot of us firmly…