Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

This goal was pretty cool too

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

“I want to get a vending machine, with fun-sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.” - Mitch Hedberg

They were Western Conference Finalists. How is that not worthy of a banner?

I only had to read the first 4 words of this article’s title to know it was bullshit.

I laughed way too hard at this. Let’s hope James is on a gluten free diet otherwise...

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

I used to know the answer to this.