Since Trump began his election bid almost three years ago, there has been a gloom over the country and I’ve felt so discouraged about our future as the racists and bigots have been getting a little too comfortable.

I know!

Yeah, I no longer get text alerts. So, I’m forced to open the Message App whenever I want to check if I got a text. Very inconvenient.

No, it offends me as a comedian!

Yes, I’m certain the rise in no-shows in attributable to an increase in hospitalized mothers.

You’re right about the timing. Thank you.

Oh, god. More in Four. You’re totally right. And his idiot supporters will be chanting it and wearing it on dumb red hats because they’re tribalistic simpletons with a demonstrated susceptibility to propoganda, repetition and lies.

Thank you!!!

All presidents do that so that they can begin fundraising activities. It’s not a commitment to run.

But the dude LOVES power and prestige, and there’s no other job in the world that offers more of both than being POTUS.

Can any physicists or engineers help me out here . . .

Don’t stress. There’s a 0% chance Trump runs for reelection.

I thought this story would end with you tracking down an old Bronco and buying it for your dad, before sharing a tearful father/son embrace. Instead, it ended with insurance fraud.

This was cathartic. Thank you.

You know that nobody is debating whether the right to bear arms is specified in the constitution or not, right? We all agree that it is.

I think her ring name should be “The Charisma Vacuum.”

*Pedantry Warning. Proceed with Caution*

That was how I read it, too. Obviously clumsy and ill-advised, but I didn’t think it was a threat.

You’re not thinking big enough, broseph.

Retired reliever Brian Wilson stood in front of his mirror in a variety of wacky outfits while starting intensely and snarkily repeating the phrase, “you’re welcome,” as tears streamed down his face.