You like pizza casserole. That’s not a bad thing. I like pizza casserole, too. But just like a poke bowl is not sushi, deep dish is not pizza.

“Former world champ C.J. Hobgood called it surfing’s Madison Square Garden.”

This is a great idea, but there would have to be a way to compensate the NBA for all that lost revenue.

We’ve all got jobs but some of us were rewarded for making an adult choice to stay up past our bedtimes. The game was awesome.

1) Your first statement is less than worthless. One could write, “This story of determination has delighted thousands,” and be just as accurate.

What kind of person rolls out of bed and decides they’re going to shitpost on something that everybody else is really happy about? Get your life right, son.

You realize you’re pretty privileged in the eyes of most of the world, right? 

Who is the victim of this crime?

The Miracle on Rice!

I never called it a feel-good story.

I’m not sure what point you’re making, because it just sounds like you’re just complaining about being less privileged than Swaney.

Yup. The majority of these people have been losers in the game of life, and for a brief moment, Trump allowed them to feel like winners and believe that a lifetime of mediocrity was all a big misunderstanding.

Written puns are usually the worst (I love puns in conversation) but this is good.

Yeah. Bode Miller is like a second slice of tomato on your sandwich. He doesn’t make it any better, but he doesn’t make it any worse.

Thanks. Even if I’m not a wrestling guy, I admire your passion and knowledge. Seriously.

Very sad to be denied the chance to use my Miracle on Rice joke.

Random tennis question . . .

You know how Kid Rock sucks at rap, rock and country? This person is the Kid Rock of sports. Except Tim Tebow already claimed that title.

Fair enough. And begrudging respect to NBC for pulling off a feat similar to a chef taking a steaming dump and turning it into chocolate mousse.

I went on a blind date this weekend with a young lady who looks just like Jessica Chastain.