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Yes. You’re the only one that hates them. I’m surprised you didn’t know.

I think that’s the answer. I buzzed my head once and remember there was a day or two where my head was like velcro and taking off t-shirts was nearly impossible.

Serena is one of the greatest athletes in history, but I don’t see her winning another major.

“Snivel, snivel, snivel.... Yes, America in the 21st century—where. . . “

Back bowls at Vail, perhaps.

Does that mean we’re beyond peak shark-jumping?

If you choose the play with the lower expected return, how is it alright? It’s the opposite of alright.

I’m two years and 24,000 miles into my GTI and love it, but I’m just waiting for it to turn on me.

“Markelle Fultz’s current range is within the paint.”

I admire your courage for recognizing you needed to make a change.

Oh, man. I drove across Australia’s Eyre Highway and Great Central road and it was always scary to pass these things.

What kind of monster murders her pet rather than reschedule a flight?

Are you okay?

Also, his story was boring and sounded like every other installation of Great Moment in Poop History.

There is only one true Starman, and that is Elon Musk David Bowie.

Is that because the product has gotten worse, or because tastes change with age?

Just don’t wear shorts in the summer!

Always appreciate a good Doppler Effect joke.

I feel like MMA has a hard ceiling.

No. Some Graysons are Dicks.