Bad move. Heard it takes him forever just to get to second base.

Oh, you seem to care a lot.

The tone of this article is weird. This guy is a true sociopath and the article is all “Heehee!”

I think Gravity is a great movie. Or, more accurately, a great experience, assuming you saw it in IMAX 3D

I remember back in the middle of December when the Knicks were a few games over .500, Porzingis looked like an All-NBA talent and Ntilikina seemed like a future star.

That’s a really interesting point, that I’ve never considered.

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Of course she’s poised around her dad. Poor thing spent close to nine months getting poked in the face by him.

Best Gronk story ever is that he played high school basketball. With seconds remaining and his team well ahead, sitting on 68 points, Gronk got fouled and went to the line. After hitting the first free throw, he intentionally bricked the second and ran back on defense giggling to himself because he had just ensured…

By mischaracterizing the original quote.

AJ can no longer access Deadspin online, but he utilizes the paper version to stay on top of sports and line his cardboard box.

Seriously. Would it kill people to learn the phrase, “I was wrong. Thanks for the correction.”

Somewhere this weekend, a white guy with a suspended license killed an innocent motorist. Do you have some big takeaway from that, other than that we need to better enforce driving requirements?

He has scrawny chicken legs and a giant, fat, ass. He is also very vain and stupid.

The idea that JT “got away” with Nipplegate while Janet Jackson paid for it with her career is, at best, unsupportable, and at worst, a disingenuous narrative. There were other factors at play.

You’re either racist or know nothing about comedy. Probably both.

I know many people hate Daniel Tosh. I think he’s hilarious because, unlike Dane Cook (to whom he’s often unfairly compared), he is fully in on the joke and can laugh at himself.

Right?

Red Panda rules, choad.

Her act is amazing. Not sure why somebody would want to derailleur.