It makes him falafel.

The irony, of course, is that’s exactly what he is. His opinion is whatever the last person he talked to told him it is. His business ideas are all, 100%, copycats of other people’s actual ideas. He’s never had an original thought in his life, and we all know it. Also, puppet.

I think she’s wearing ‘mom jeans’ to hide her curves from paparazzi. You know there are some scum bags out there trying to get pics of body to start a new scandal about this young woman.

Oh man, that’s exactly it! That first press conference where he seemed SO angry, but you could tell something was off, like it wasn’t HIS anger.

He always looks like in a back room his family being held hostage and if he doesn’t convince the press to agree with his boss his youngest child is going to take the first bullet. Just sweaty and shifty and way too desperate.

ikr? Maybe get someone who can actually sell all the lies. Sean must have a conscience because he always seems like he’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

You know, it’s really amazing how easily you can connect the homophobia of the Right with their suppressed desire to have a really strong Daddy.

What’s happening to her is the allowable consequence of her utilizing her right to free speech. She should have known that her party was not down with THAT type of free speech. They have the right to censure her for that, just as we have the right to, say, fire someone for participating in a KKK march. Which is why…

I think it’s high time we had a conversation about the role of Testosterone replacement therapy and Cialis has had on middle aged, angry Trump voters and their tendency to be angry and stupid.

You mean like the X-Presidents?

Oh man, that would be even better. I’m sure BC would be onboard, and hopefully JC, but if we had GWB and GHWB (health willing) on our side that would really go a long way to unifying a (somewhat) bi-partisan resistance movement.

I think he’s testing the waters honestly. I don’t recall a president speaking out so soon after a new administration has taken office to encourage people to continue protesting. I imagine there are some very serious, high-level conversations going on - and even the Koch brothers aren’t happy about this shit right…

This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.

Are adults actually like this? I’ve never been turned down because I was menstruating. Even by new partners, first dates, one night stands, etc. Periods aren’t a gushing continuous flow, yeah there are heavier days but chances are it’s pretty minimal during the act unless you’re fucking Sting for like 12 hours. Y’all…

I had no idea until college that boys had any capacity to offer intellectual contributions of any kind.

I actually had a similar experience (though boy howdy did I meet resistance to this idea in high school). Are you a secular Jew, the child of a single mother, or both? Or, alternately, did you go to Catholic school taught by nuns? I was raised to believe that men are absolutely incompetent and useless and these are…

I believe his brother was at one of the Women’s Marches. It’s my understanding (and this is gleaned from internet gossip, so take it with a grain of salt) that Jared’s father going to prison divided the family; Jared was one of the few who stuck by him, and the rest of the family doesn’t support Jared or the father.

I think Bannon’s in charge at the White House, and he’s gone powermad.

The more damning aspect of A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons is that Weiss and Benioff know how the story is going to end.