Needs more of the Sheriff from Stranger Things.

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This guy needs to photoshop himself on top of a dragon and slap an official GOT logo on the picture, then set it free on the Internet and watch the ensuing madness.

In your gender-swapped scenario is it still in response to the woman telling the man she heard he likes to fucked in the ass a lot?

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

Are you asking if this is something that pops up regularly?

Mexican-American here, too.

It is likely a translation issue, since the original statement was in German.

if the party doesnt support your ideals why would you vote down ticket for them?

Are you by any chance Somalian? Maybe Canadian? Maybe full of shit?

I went to college with Matt! He is a delight and is nice to wait staff.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I saw a migrant worker in Austin with an “Official Beaver inspector” mesh hat, and I thought hey, that’s my white trash culture, take it off buddy.

Laurie Hernandez’s ability to hit those high kicks, damn, and grinning the whole time. I’m sure there’s some technical aspect that she’s still learning but she looked indistinguishable from the female pros to me. How can one tiny human contain so much charm?

As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…

That’s how I read it.

Maybe she regrets saying only half when in fact she meant all?

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.