With all due respect, I think some anonymous Internet speculators might have a little more insight into his motivations than your boyfriend does.

I would pay so many dollars to see Suddenly You.

I'm not sure I have enough for all of them....

The Fedoration of Males?

"Lance Armstrong, generally known for being an upstanding and honest individual in all areas of his life, committed a hit and run in December and let his girlfriend take the blame."

I would not be surprised if this guy has some mental illness, too. Not that all racists are mentally ill, but the self-destructive way he expressed it comes off really weird.

And yet for some odd reason I can't quite explain, I completely understand his pain ...

Thirst.

"Gain information" from college girls? About what, exactly? The most pilling-resistant yoga pants? The secret ingredient in pumpkin spice lattes?

I think Dratch was supposed to be Liz Lemon, while Tina Fey wrote and produced.

First of all, his name is Shaun. I doubt he's getting all that much action in the first place.

If he screws ladies for a living then he's a gigolo or a Republican politician.

My friends and I spend most of our Arrow-watching-parties yelling at Katie Cassidy's character for being THE WORST (or just not being Felicity). It's a good thing everyone else on that show is so comparatively good...

I am a big fan of Arrow, but she and her *amazing* "acting skills" make every scene with her character a chore.

Holy shitballs, did I just have the ragiest rage-gasm my rage-boner could rage-aculate. Did the leader of the fucking Catholic Church just rail against "IDEOLOGICAL COLONIZATION," the Catholic church, whose gilded, frescoed dragon-hoarding fucking orgy palaces were paid for by the collection plates of a million…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

Real Talk: Homelessness is not a multi-day hike.

I would have to bet on Keaton to take Best Actor right now. That's basically a lock. Cumberbatch and Redmayne will split the Classic British Actor vote, the Academy appreciates Carell's serious turn but won't award it to him this time out, and Cooper is like a DiCaprio—they like nominating him for but not actually…

Just for the sake of comparison: