No, they kept every part of Maggy’s prophecy except “And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.”

I’ve been saying the entire time the smart thing for her to do would be blame it on Dorne and use Dornish terrorism as the excuse to impose martial law, rationing, etc.

Yes. The only Stormlands House that we know of that is still intact is House Tarth, and that’s because they refused Davos when he asked them to join Stannis, and instead sent Brienne to Renly. But they don’t seem to have sent anyone else to Renly, so any forces they have - archers would seem to be their strength -…

No, Beric’s storyline bears no resemblance to LSH’s. Nothing to do with her has made it into the show, unless something to do with her is the “surprise” Sansa storyline we can’t get any spoilers on.

Beric’s blood has made his sword flame like that since he started getting rezzed. Flamesword was why the Hound was jumpy about fighting him.

My issue was that Jaime had the army off at Riverrun, and she blows up the Sept...did she conceal that she did it and blame it on Dorne? Because otherwise, I really don’t think she and Gregor and Qyburn can take the entire city, all the goldcloaks, all by themselves, and why would the city not roast her for what she…

Which isn’t in the show.

The Tarlys, per spoilers, have turned on the Tyrells, but really the Tyrells are just Olenna now, and she’s really a Redwyne. If I was the Tarlys I wouldn’t serve some old lady whose entire House has been eradicated, either.

I’m unsure why you think they’re depleted...but spoilers:

There’s a theory that holds that dead weirwood can still be used, should the greenseer be sufficiently talented. So, Lord Stark’s bed, the table in the Lord Commander’s office in White Sword Tower, the weirwood stump Jaime is sleeping on when he has the dream that urges him to go back and save Brienne, many other…

Pretty sure nobody gave a fuck about Zorro because that was like 20 years ago and people hadn’t started complaining about that sort of thing yet. If it was today people would definitely give a fuck.

What kind of Weetzie Bat Changeling LARP nonsense...

Just fanfic, not slashfic.

You’re shitting me.

If a woman is going to get indulged and protected a bit, it’s going to be a bleached blonde glamazon with a deck-stain spray tan, not a pale brunette who looks a bit like Betty Boop. And even then that blonde had better know how to snarl and claw. This one is clearly weak.

I think that’s a given. I’m just saying that there has to be more, because pee play from adult women who make it out of the room alive...I don’t think that’s enough for this kind of terror.

lol I forgot I had edited the first post so that option three was off brand AND a crime.

I think it either has to be a crime like the first two or something that isn’t a crime but that will absolutely destroy his brand and alienate his base like the last. But I truly think it’s the first one.

Hmm, I suppose the twist to the original - which stated they were peeing on the bed - could be that. Unsure why the Steele dossier would have a changed version though.

Not only does it exist, but something about it frightens him terribly. Not just the embarrassment. This is what he’s afraid of. Why?