No, please don’t do that. You handled this perfectly. I think a lot of folks aren’t reading through before they respond to you, but we can see the whole story. Please keep posting. I like you.

Well I know what I’m doing this weekend. Assuming this show is on Netflix.

I’m torn.

Ugly sobbing.

That’s when I broke.

Peter Dinklage has gotten so tall. And seedy.

Two different bisexual male characters?

I have such a conflicted relationship with Roose.

It means nothing outside of the context of this article. Here it means Secret Gay Boyfriend.

Well, I’m pretty sure it costs more to get the same degree of interaction (next to none but still) at a strip club than at Hooters, and you can’t tell your wife you were just getting wings at the former. But as a woman, I cannot fathom how there would be any pleasure to be gained from interacting with attractive…

It's unlikely the SGB considered the wife to be a human being deserving of respect either. Just an obstacle for which neither of them had any use.

This just might be the chain restaurant version of “My friends’ girlfriends all send *them* nude pics, so...”

Err...not the feeling itself, though I think maybe men are more likely to enjoy the physical feeling because of the prostate? Idk. But the fact that a guy is comfortable enough with himself and into my body enough that he’s diving on in there? Nothing is sexier in a guy than when he is really, truly into the body of…

Your best chance is fingerbanging, so let him/her know first so they can prepare. And if you empty your bladder before sex there is little chance you’ll accidentally pee...unless your partner is keeping this event going LONG past the point where it’s rewarding for you, probably.

Well, picture a guy behind you eating your ass. He’s gonna have his arms curled around pulling the cheeks apart, maybe? And he’ll probably be on his knees? I can see how that’s a crablike pose.

If you’re willing, try bearing down and actually *trying* to ejaculate right there at the moment. Most women clench by instinct, because we’re using to clenching to avoid peeing. Instead, push. But I don’t know any women who ejaculate who don’t also have vaginally assisted orgasms, i.e. have a “g spot” and put it to…

I can see that connection, though. If you plagiarized your vows, you probably weren’t the one who came up with the idea of writing your own in the first place. Your spouse either didn’t know you well enough to know you weren’t into that or ignored your protests, or you felt so uncomfortable speaking up you failed to…

“...the most physically attracted I’ve ever been to a woman.”

Pretty sure Brienne and Pod are going to try to get Sansa out and will be captured by the Boltons. Alfie Allen said there was some Bolton torture coming up that was way worse than anything we've seen before, so I think the Boltons will be the ones to force Brienne to go bring in Jaime, thus putting them in the LSH…

I think it’s because the vision of female dominance presented in pornography looks so little like the female dominance most of us fantasize about that we don’t even recognize our own fantasies as being femdom.