I’m betting that Ramsay will be the Lady Stoneheart. Brienne’s probably going to try to get Sansa out, and she and Pod will be captured, and Ramsay will torture Pod, and that’s how Brienne will be forced to go con Jaime into coming. Sansa seemed to be signaling Brienne non-verbally to not interfere, so I don’t think…

I was 9 years old and standing in line at Space Mountain. A drunk man in his 40s leaned very close to me to “read my shirt” which said “Be Happy” across the chest. To assist in his reading of the words, he dragged the tip of his index finger right across my nipples. He had at least three friends with him. Neither they…

Or they had some very young, then remarried before their fertility window closed and ended up with new babies around the time the older ones were graduating.

Would.

I really owe my personality to David Letterman. My comic sensibility...I would just be a very different person had I not watched Letterman every weeknight from sixth through twelfth grades. Others had impacts, sure, but he laid the foundation.

#momgoals

Actual plot of a Harlequin Superromance I read last year. Except not a grad school friend, lifelong bff.

Did she look kinda nice? Did you say “I might take a chance”?

I ship it hard, but yeah, I do think that Peggy is very comfortable in her position wrt Stan and does not want anything changing on that front.

Man Peggy did NOT want to lose her position as the woman whose opinion means the most to her office husband, did she? Finding out Stan showed the proofs to Mimi Rogers before her is what set her right off. It was okay again while she thought she was a lesbian, but when that was not the case she knew she had to get him…

All or nothing. Ghost, or spill everything. Since the real issue is boning dad, not being bi, only revealing he's bi is pointless, and he can't out dad without outing himself.

The only way Joan could mask her dimensions is if she wore clothing that obliterated her waistline. She would have to wear tents. She is *shaped that way*. God.

Let me love you.

Man, if I had a failing Indiana business and no conscience or self-respect, I’d bait the homophobes into contributing to my gofundme in this exact manner. Since these trogs are themselves homophobes and thus don’t have any conscience or self-respect issues with which to grapple, this is gonna be the easiest couple…

$20 says it's Chloe Bennet, if so.

I'd say they'd use Chloe Bennet first.

It will *star* a Chinese person. Mulan will be Chinese.

Another problem is that behavior that they wouldn't even notice in a white girl but identify as aggression or unacceptable attitude from a black girl.

F-to-m are men.