Shipping you and Matt so hard right now.

It's his chest for me. And I'm not really a chest girl, but I so feel for Hayley Atwell because my hands just want to squeeeeeeze those things.

I...I can't figure out if I'm happier for Sandra or for Specimen. No flaws detected in either direction.

The shape of her breasts is just exquisite.

You are not helping me reconcile myself to guys I can actually have, you know.

I'm not so sure these men actually think there's anything all that bad about a woman being raped. Like, they figure dicks get stuck in there anyway, so if a woman's vagina or rectum don't require stitches or there isn't a serious physical assault otherwise - no broken bones, no bad facial bruising - that there's…

Here's a project for you. Do you have one, just one, other friend who agrees with you both in spirit and in having a desire to do something?

No information about the victims has been released. Not even the gender mix.

It's from her Reddit AMA, she also Tweeted it.

You are operating under the impression that I am defending the situation. I am querying it.

I'm saying that I don't see any reason why this couldn't be defined as a club where you have to audition, pay $5k (which would be funneled to approved vendors), and attend all events (charity as well as games), and if you miss any of those events, you are kicked out.

Sororities will kick you out if you don't make it to an event. There are clubs where you pay and also have to show or you lose your spot.

What it sounds like is a club that you have to pass certain standards to get to join and the membership fee is high.

Legally speaking would the team have a better position if it just didn't pay them anything at all, and it was a volunteer position with high fees for those who want to participate?

So hair. Much shiny.

*shrugs* His cheating happened in her marriage. It's her story as much as it is his.

This should definitely go well and not at all increase the desire of the giant babies who make up the open carry movement to flash weaponry around Chipotle. Saying "we know we can't stop you but please don't" totally works on a child in its "I will do the opposite of anything you want me to do just on principle" phase.

Bless this gif.

The highest of fives for you, my friend.

Yeah, it's flawless. It's not something that couldn't happen, but everything is executed so perfectly, exactly what I'd write in a story.