First off, love the name! Secondly, look into different events in you home city/town. Are there volunteer opportunities that work for your schedule? Athletic leagues that may interest you? Diner en blanc type of parties?

The poop! Oh gosh, the poop! That's what really shut off the baby brain for me.

You Wonderful You

chamomile tea and a hot water bottle

I second teenytinytyrant. Once I saw my nephew start to poop on a carpet (he would take off his diaper and let nature take over before you could really do anything) I realized that my ovaries were okay with waiting.

Because your brain is doing the equivalent of getting invitations printed. Suddenly, just because it is marked wedding, it is ten times more expensive and difficult. le sigh.

boop! sorry... too tempting!

Honest question - with a gift that size (and growing larger!) will Daniel have to pay taxes on it?

As a bride-to-be, I would love this - that way I can support USPS and make my invites look more fun. Haters can hate, but I think that this is overall a great idea!

and I will watch it with a huge thing of kettle corn and some dark and stormies

Thank you for taking care of this! ALL of you. Back to the greys I go, but I am happy to see that there will be a safer commenting platform again.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!

It was a sadly needed kick in the ass.

Rosé okay?

Thank you so much for this. I have been a loyal reader of gawker/jezebel since the last decade (gulp). I was once starred, but spent most of my time as a grey after the change. I left the gawkerverse about two months ago because of these trolls and how upsetting it was to be target (especially as a rape survivor).…

Yup, 1930s were much more conservative. THIS is the 1930s :

No worries, you did not offend me at all!

No, I put in my post that what might work for you may not work for others. At no point did I say that you were not entitled to carry anything. On the contrary, I even mentioned a pamphlet that I found ridiculous that told students to not even carry keys because they would be used against them. I absolutely think that…

Yup, he did. Just wanted to make as much noise as possible to get him off of the thread asap.