His re-gifting the trophy and the box line was some of the most masterful shading I’ve seen from an old white dude.

I had it in a box someplace, I found it, and I thought you would appreciate it.

Ho Kogan. He used to work for TNA.

Again with the Tebow bashing. Sure, he had control problems in college, but NOBODY outworks Tebow on improving his gumption control. Tebow has worked tirelessly with the BEST gurus in football to improve his gumption, along with his moxie, his pep, and his grit. ESPECIALLY his grit.

I'm waiting by my phone. Any second now. They're gonna call. I can sense it.

Brock Lesner cuts a better promo than she does.

So she’s truly a pro-wrestler in that she cuts a Hogan-esque “Eat your vitams!” babyface promo and then uses the ensuing pop to wallop her opponents.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

Anyone who was introduced to programming in college knows Pascal syntax is ugly.

Raul Julia is so good, isn’t he? In most things, of course—man, do I miss him—but especially this choice little role.

Vince has no say in Japanese pro-wrestling.

Actually Vince isn’t running the Divas anymore. And their outfits no longer look like that. Not for nearly 6 years now.

This is so ridiculous that it feels reactionary, rather than just tone-deaf, to the current discourse... but it’s Capcom so it’s definitely just tone-deaf.

I may have yelled “GET THE TABLES” in my apartment. My cats were not impressed.

If we’re all being honest with ourselves... this is good, practical advice. What would be worse would be if Cris Carter were telling these kids to ditch their friends with any type of conviction. Everyone knows that’s not something realistic to ask of a 20-22 year old. Some would, but the majority wouldn’t. So, you…

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

In sprint, height is usually a disadvantage, because coming out of the blocks, a taller runner is usually slower to take those initial strides after the block where you build up your speed. Also, taller runners tend to get too much “airtime”, meaning that instead of moving on a horizontal plane, they end up jumping up…

ive always thought of joe philbin as the poorest mans robert duvall

Air punching? Been done