The fact the 'Breaking News' alert flashes on the ticker IMMEDIATELY after Terry declares his disdain for the ugly ass mother is too perfect.

Childless, please.

Chappelle was also building off lots of shows that came before, like this one:

In fairness to the Braves, I thought this part of the homerun celebration was uncalled for.

The bigger question is how much Coke paid Nick Saban in product placement dollars to keep that Dasani up there on the podium. Fuckin' guy will do anything for a buck.

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Them running a read option isn't what the big deal is. Other NFL teams run the read option as well. The fuss is about how many plays they're getting in. The Patriots ran an absurd amount of plays last year. See the connection now?

No offense, but your mother is a whore and your father smells of elderberries.

he did a couple fancy things, off balanced line where a TE plays tackle, the zone read scrape, other than that it was just a hurry up offense. It was impressive in the first half and McCoy was a beast (helped that none of the skins could tackle until the second half).

But you're missing PaulVCU's point. The wildcat is a gimmick. How is a hurry-up spread offense a gimmick? This is what every team runs in the 2-minute drill. There is nothing to "solve" — they're running regular football plays, just faster. That's not to say it's unbeatable, but there is no trick in "solving" it…

You know, this article actually helped me out a lot in terms of putting this in the proper perspective. I guess when you contrast this "scandal" to what actual scandalous behavior would have been, I guess the Cowboys' football program is actually in an OK State.

...but the difference between you and them is that the school was generating millions off their labor. Big difference

That is the worst reason for giving money to players. At the very least, the one thing scholarships provide is room and board. These kids do have access to many options for getting food from both school ran eateries and things that accept the meal plans. I know that not all players on the team are on full-ride…

It was like this at the D-2 school I played at; we were fed after nearly practice, and once a week we were given a full-on home cooked meal by one of the coaches wives.

Okay, you can have a scholarship to college. But first you must be born with incredible physical gifts. Then you must be molded from your teenage years into an incredible athlete who embarrasses your peers at the prep level. Then you must be noticed, recruited and welcomed into a D1 program where you hope against hope…

As a former D1 athlete, I honestly believe that no D1 athlete is starving. Especially football players. Non-walk on's (pretty much everyone on the team) get a full scholarship, which includes a meal plan (not to mention all the "freebies" you get for being an athlete...team meals, gear, etc.). Plus, if they their…

This seems exaggerated to me. I used to work for an FBS football team, and there was almost always food and drink available, especially before and after workouts. Bagels were available almost all the time, the player's lounge was stocked with an entire cooler full of chocolate milk and Gatorade, and then there were…

Thank you. I wonder how many of these people that think that College athletes have it so great have actually attended one of these schools. I did & I can tell you they don't. They struggle just like the rest of us occasionally did.

Not that surprising if you've followed his career. He's become accustomed to complimentary ink.

well-groomed black man??