I think we can all agree that Joe's performance last night was Pretty Flacco, which is remarkably less trill.

To who? Have you seen New England's secondary? Baltimore is regressing and Houston still is Houston. The only competition I see is Cincinatti, which has the ingrediants. A physical defensive front and corners that will knock the shit out of you.

Lest we forget, Williams also started a fight during a joint practice with the Patriots, just for the funk of it.

"No sir, dont like it" - Mr. Horse

I just figured Skip was too busy being a high school basketball star (1.4 ppg) to watch any college football.

A story about a non-story becoming a story.

Story-ception

He did a good job of Demonstrating Value, Neglecting Emotionally and Nurturing Dependence, and is off-the-chart on Inspiring Hope. But when you fail to Engage Physically, it ruins Separating Entirely.

"He let the rest of 'The Nation' know..."

Might be a stretch, but I think he mentions "Air Raid" when talking about UK's offense, which was AJ Styles' tag team in WCW.

"The Body" - Jesse Ventura
Sweet Daddy Watts
Hulk Hogan

You missed "Across 'The Body," a Jesse Ventura reference. In your defense, it's the only one he didn't painfully call out ("arms like King Kong Bundy," whatever that means), so maybe it was an accident.

If you ever live overseas and you get to watch these games with the live feeds, you realize that all this shit is made up. all the studio patter. all the "i talked to coach hoke fore the game and he said...". if you get hear the raw audio you'll hear them plan all this shit out "well, you're going to cover the…

In the crow and in reality, Brandon lee story is tragic.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he…

Baby Doll - Batman: TAS

I'm gonna have to go with The Preacher.

I would take Hurin and/or Turin before Elrond. Pretty much nothing good happened to or because of them

elrond is the apex of a massive wave of Bad Times. His forefathers arrived in middle earth on the blood stained boats of their kin, which kinda kicked things off.

A lot of the Elf Kings just had a *terrible* time. Fingon comes to mind as well, though he went out well.