Ah yes. That face. Football is soon.

This is ludicrous. ESPN's Uncle Tom only works with Chris Berman.

So the perfectly innocuous touchdown celebration that Alfred Morris does in honor of a little league baseball team he met with is strictly verboten. Nope, we don't want that kind of touching story in the NFL, we're more of an execution style murder type of league.

We've gotten rid of all the dancing, now if we can just get rid of chest bumps, high fives, and hugs, we can get back to what football is all about...

Banned dance moves include Doing the Bernie after a concussion.

The Giants camp was confused, having been under the impression that the "home run swing" had been abolished in New York for some time.

This needs to be printed on our currency.

Uh SAS aside Jemele Hill & Michael Smith had intelligent responses to this issue. Maybe we'll never get past this until some people, meaning you, stop expecting every person of color to toe the company line. Jemele Hill's response was a stark contrast to SAS's tired ass blame the black community for using this word…

As stupid as these people are, the comparisons to the Trayvon Martin case are fair. One was victimized by an unintelligent fat man who should forever be out of work, the other was coached by Andy Reid.

we will never have a rational, intelligent discussion on this topic as Redneck America reacts this way, and professional media trolls like SAS and Jemele Hill deliberately incite them for clicks.

And, worst of all:

How long did you come up with an angle on the article to justify your burning desire to write "As a Princeton Alum"?

I guess I shouldn't expect an editor on this site to understand the right to free speech.

What exactly are you talking about - 'Jamaicans, Hatians don't have African lineage? Black Canadians are referred to as African American.'

Southern Ontario born (in 1985) and raised. There were a few years in elementary school where I picked up (erroneously) that I should be using the term 'African American' (we're part of North America after all). I'm not sure if it was American media or people around me though.

My spelling was immaculate.

Here's what's going to become of the kid when he grows up

[removes human suit]

Speaking of. His use of the N word is objectively terrible. But I'm pissed people focus on its use and not the fact that he offered to beat black people just for existing in the wrong spot. That's way worse.

In an unrelated story, Popeye Jones would like to have an Adam Jones "cake" for his birthday.