"I work with colored people everyday! We even shower together!!"

Right? That one black security guard took him to such a dark place that he had to yell out the N-word in public. The logic is beautiful.

"Also: Riley Cooper has Truck Nutz." Because if he had real nuts, he would have said that at a 2 Chainz concert.

I never used the n-word, before. Except, for this one time that was caught on camera.

Yikes, the 30 for 30 for the Florida Gators 2009 National Champions is going to be some documentary.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

Would you rather get hit by a fiat going 10mph or Adrian Peterson running full speed?

That's not true, There were four girls from BGSU killed while driving to spring break, and that was news. Incredibly insensitive comments. Let's not forget that many of these athletes are disadvantaged youths from the inner city, and these athletic scholarships are their way out. I always find it funny that people…

Nate, your being brought over to ESPN, to an outsider, looks like the Creation Museum hiring Neil Degrasse Tyson for a consulting gig, just so they can say "See, we're open minded!"

Wait. Utah has an indoor football team? How do they do this without being able to buy Malt Liquor at the supermarket or gas station. I live in Utah, and this is the first time I have heard of this team. I thought indoor football was something for Riverside, Ca and Spokane, Wa.

Yeah, I agree. I wasn't aware of them before Deadspin did that write-up on them a couple of weeks ago, but I've been following them since and it's been awesome to see them already grow. I've also seen a few NFL players (Chris Johnson was the one who caught my eye) contacting them on Twitter to get masks made. I really…

Nah, they're different. Check out Badass Masks, they are churning out a bunch of crazy designs like this, and apparently players are contacting them now for custom masks.

It is laughable. And she's laughing at gullible people like you right now, and in the clip above. :)

So, you really could not tell the girl was in on it, by the way she totally reacts before it comes?

They're so adorable after they hatch.

Man, Heather Locklear has really gone downhill.

He's no Bryce Harper

Great catch, but how unstoppable is he in Tecmo Bowl?

Out of respect to your name let me play Nikita Koloff. You see Nikita no like wimpy talk show like First Take. Uncle Ivan say give Bomani Jones a show or I use Russian Sickle and cream you.

Alcohol, softcore porn, penny loafers, suburbs, the Geo Storm...just a few in the long list of government conspiracies against white people.