And yet, there are still Republican women. How brain damaged do you have to be to be part of an organization/movement that doesn’t view you as a fully realized human?

Little League World Series

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

Jose Bautista is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball fun to watch. I feel sorry for these unwritten rules clutching sandbags that can’t see that.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

As always, smiling and not sharing the rock.

$20 says Arsene Wenger got a Google Alert when the phrase “How to Beat Leicester” posted.

“Not wh....listen, let’s just say his attitude doesn’t mesh with the team.”
-Chip Kelly

“Not young enough” -Jerry Sandusky

$8500

I got to sit courtside for one game in my life. And being a normal, level-headed person without expensive clothing made me the weirdo in that group. Most people were wearing suits that cost more than my car. And the rest were screaming like they’d taken a Spike Lee-taught course in trashtalking.