Sounds like the next episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Nope. He's livin' la vida loca.

What kind of crappy food are you feeding your dog?

Yeah, except that Hester basically refused to play WR last season, saying he wanted to focus on the return game. Hester gave up on himself.

The math is great, but would the bat survive the hit? I think not. So you'd need the bat made of a material which could absorb that much force.

My guess is that he really wasn't that size when they arrived, but the stadium food will make you a little bloaty.

No WAVES??? Is it even baseball then?

Face it, the only reason there are no female umpires is that managers would never win another argument... ever.

Actually not. The NCAA limits the amount of money a scholarship athlete can make at a job (see Proposition 62). It allows them to earn up to $ 2,000 a YEAR.

Yeah, I have a ball hit by Joe Girardi (circa Colorado Rockies) tossed to me by Sammy Sosa, and later signed by Ryne Sandberg (pre HOF I believe) and I still have no idea what box we put it in.

demon rum.

Oh come on... Portugal scored a tying goal in the 95th minute of a 90 minute game. Don't tell me you know how long the game is going to be. Even the referees don't really know.

I've been a "long suffering" Cub fan long enough to own the term — I still think it's a dumb tradition. You won't go to a single major league ballpark in America and see it done. That doesn't make it special or cute... just dumb.

...and she was arrested at the Luke Bryan concert too — for fighting.

Yeah, but is your name going to be in a GOT book?

To be stolen? Sounds like it.

Actually not. He owns a franchise. It's the NBA's team. And the NBA has franchise ownership rules, which any franchiser has the right to establish.

So, do you think he carries his own wallet? Or does he have a "man" to do that for him?

So, not paid in bags of pennies? Like a paid a parking ticket once when I was in my 20's.

Dang, and all these years I've been a "former Marine".