Yeah this is pretty fucking hilarious. “Well there’s your problem, you got your hundred thousand dollar piece of transportation machinery SLIGHTLY DAMP. What did you expect?”

I’m not denigrating a damn fine fish with the name of that rat-bastard.

Truck owners usually like to brag about what their truck can DO, like drive through a two foot deep stream in the woods not having shield it from routine weather.

The “Gremlins Paradox” has haunted Gen-X for decades. 

No charging after midnight.

Exactly can I charge it after dark too

Mogwai. 

Don’t drive it in the rain or get it wet? Is this a truck or a museum piece? What an utter shit show.

Some Cybertruck owners say their fellow Cybertruckers are blowing things out of proportion, and one said it’s a good idea to not “...drive it in the rain, or get it wet.

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

I AM GROOT!

Down on the ground!  *tree does nothing* I SAID DOWN!!  *tree continues to do nothing*

A little more time at the range and they might have known what gunshots do and do not sound like.

I mean oak trees ARE brown afterall.

*edit: Holy shit that’s A nut.

Holy shit that’s nuts.

If you think that the guy you apparently searched and cuffed, in the locked backseat of your cruiser is shooting at you, you need to take the President’s cognition test.

The oak tree is currently in custody, on charges of resisting an arrest.

I think it means that there are some VW’s that aren’t built that well while others seem to be great.  I own a ‘16 GTI with 90K miles on it and it has been (knock on wood) reliable, but evidently some of the models aren’t very well built.  

This is just based on a survey of owners, so not sure what to tell you on that one.