Incels, of course, but I don’t think they’d be going for Haley.

Apparently, he lives for name dropping, so the more names he can collect the better I guess...

Who was asking for Dave Chapelle or Shane Gillis?

Nimrata herself.

I mean yeah but also...it’s just a strange trend. Chappelle, Haley, Gillis... And all in an election year? And Michaels surely remembers the criticism SNL got for letting trump host, so at this point it’s hard to believe it’s anything other than intentional.

Honest question to Lorne: Who is asking for Nicky Fucking Haley to be on SNL? 

The only star associated with Shane Gillis is his nasty starfish.

If it helps, Lorne’s an all-purpose starfucker, so it’s unlikely that this is strictly political.

I mean, they’re not price conscious because they were able to take 70-120 month long loans lol. And that they’re forced to buy a car to survive in the US.

I’m guessing it’ll be in the scrap heap by four or five, rendering subsequent winters moot.

I don’t get the impression that new car buyers are hugely price conscious. Hence the incredibly high median new car price.

$14,000? I’m gonna need to see some crash test videos before I make any decisions.

Thirty or forty seconds is more than long enough to kill a whole bunch of people, truckers do it every day.

Giz just posted an update. It was a “skit”. Shithead still admits to driving with the headset on for “30 - 40 seconds”. 

“Voluntary recall” almost always means that NHTSA went to the vendor and said “There’s a problem, and you don’t seem to be fixing it. It sure would be a shame if the government had to issue a recall instead of you doing it yourself. Sure would be a shame.” The UI on the right is FAR superior.

Wait. So, do you work for Tesla, or have your years of pro-Tesla comments on Jalopnik just been for fun?

The only reason I got o Burger King (or Dunkin) for breakfast is the option to have a breakfast sandwich with a croissant. Wouldn’t want it every time, but if I’m only getting fast food breakfast like twice a year, gimme the croissanwich!

Nah, bagels suck for sandwiches...they don’t hold fillings well.

How many Popeyes locations are open for breakfast? Is it just airport locations? This is the first time I’ve heard of Popeyes serving breakfast. It’s probably the reason why they’re so low on the list. If only a few locations serve breakfast, it doesn’t make sense to spend the money on developing a better sandwich.