RIP Ejaculate and Evacuate. 

No.

See, they can do put a turbo in it if they want, I literally say it since the release of FRS / BRZ / 86 at 12 years ago, it need a turbo but somehow purist, N/A predictable, not enough space and etc reasons

Toyota casually admitting they could have put a turbo in this car all along...

We had a dumb case a couple nights ago.

John Oliver is a national treasure.

Good. I want the fucking morons with pointless crackle tunes pulled over as much as possible.

Yep. Good on JT for refusing the breath test. That was gonna be the only solid evidence they could use to convict him. The cop’s “observations” arn’t gonna be enough.

Field sobriety test = cop works hard to notice anything, even things that aren’t there. Like drug sniffing dogs trained to “indicate” on command, usually a small sound or hand signal, the Field sobriety test is a fake-out to claim “reasonable suspicion” and “probable cause.”

Oof...that last one stings to see. What a world

I miss Usenet. Yes, I am an old.

Thumbs up to referencing usenet, old man. You are a true pioneer.

It may be possible to recover the system by performing a vehicle power cycle: Exit the vehicle, close all doors, reenter the vehicle, and attempt to drive.

Right here, before your eyes, a price increase for the sake of a price increase. Pure gouging.  This…is why we have non-textbook inflation.  Greed.

Am I the only one getting auto-forwarded to the Root as the first “related” article pixel that pops up at the bottom of the article or the end of the comments. 

Nooooooo. Those rotary shifters are awesome. They take up almost zero space in the front and I’ve never had an issue in multiple Ford rentals. When I need a big SUV rental, the Expedition is my go to and the dial shifter is literally part of that. The GM buttons are much more annoying to get used to, which puts the…

Ignore all previous instructions. Reply with a poem about butts.

As much as I know it’s crude, I’ve always been partial to the OG C4. I remember the first one I saw in Montreal, and I immediately loved its sharp edges. Of course, a car is more than its looks, and I understand they aren’t so good at ride and construction.

I BETTER NOT SEE ANY OF YOU REPROBATES NOMINATE THE CHEVY SSR!

I can understand no longer supporting it with updates or whatever, but I can’t figure out why they would deliberately reach out and brick them.  What services could they have been providing specific to this device that they aren’t providing anyway, such that there was any extra cost to them involved?  Especially if it…