Why won’t these stupid humans stop trying to get themselves killed so I can please just get back to watching Sanctuary Moon???

This is crazy. Have you ever watched either of them? Ken’s interaction with the contestants is much better than Mayim’s. After a contestant tells a personal anecdote, Ken will respond with a witty or thoughtful comment. Mayim invariably laughs and responds “That’s great!” She’s slow to confirm answers, and can’t stop…

“Well the thing’s gotta have a tailpipe.” - Commander Uhura

Why would the UK even need Jeopardy when it has Numberwang?

Not a lot of people can find that exhaust port and some say it doesn’t even exist 

No. Medical pot is a state thing and still completely in conflict with Federal Law. Federal law makes NO distinction between recreational and medical use. The Feds currently CHOOSE to ignore it, as they do all of the state-level legalization. But they don’t have to, and they could come down like a ton of bricks in…

Drunk drivers blow through stop signs. Stoned drivers wait for them to turn green.

I have a constitutional right to a firearm, i also have to take a background check, to prove i have not committed any crimes, in order to exercise my constitutional right.

It all depends on what your baseline expectation is for this kind of event and how quickly those goalposts are moved. Of course it beats having your plane nosedive into the Atlantic, but that’s a pretty low bar to set. Presumably, someone is responsible for the plane’s failure. That someone is definitely not among the…

Driving isn’t a right, it’s a privilege. You have to prove that you are capable of operating a motor vehicle. You have to prove that it is registered with your state. You have to prove that you have insurance. Those are things you do every day, under varying levels of scrutiny from government. You already can’t be…

I think everyone has forgotten the never ending identical draugr tombs, dwemmer ruins, and underground caverns of Skyrim. How many times have I solved the exact same whale, bird, snake puzzle or claw door?

You know what would reduce drunk driving significantly? Well-funded public transportation infrastructure and walkable communities.

The penalty for poor driving is a fine, not three days of wrongful imprisonment.

I am not sure you understand how insurance works.

“My risk has probably shrank by a ton”

technically speaking you can’t ‘prefer’ the abyss over a movie you haven’t seen.

That explains why the Wright Brothers were only able to fly their plane for 12 seconds like a decade earlier. The Kaiser must have been responsible for global lightening!

More realistically, he probably lost consciousness due to hypothermia and then drowned rather than dying directly of hypothermia.

Pretty sure you would pass out from hypothermia while still breathing, meaning that Jack did indeed drown.

Pedantry corner: did not drown. Died of hypothermia.