Really? I use alwaysfreeinphiladelphia.dong

a 6"8 incubus waterboarding you with Budweiser

Not as good a job as you’d think. Hot Dog history is written by the weiners.

Quick sneaky Tug leads to a happy ending.

Ah, I see, THAT’s the deal with airline food.

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

Today I Learned that instead of trying to make small talk with individuals I need to either A) Spend my free time creating amazing nuanced jokes for every interaction I might have so I can be entertaining to anyone I meet. or B) Say nothing and be an aloof asshole.

I feel like these articles are literal no wins for…

I think you mean 24our/7even

Ummm it’s not preventing you from using some cheap knockoff with shitty color gamut and unhardened glass, it’s just letting you know so if Joe’s Fixer Shop tells you it’s genuine you know they’re full of shit.... and if you try to sell it as original the buyer knows you’re full of shit. Since when is being informed a…

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

One of my biggest pet peeves in the entire world is when people refer to actors by the name of their most popular TV/movie character (e.g. calling Glenn Howerton Dennis Reynolds in conversation or online).

Well you attempted a hit job, but ended up stepping on a rake.

How did you get the default password I reset people to? Also you need at least 1 special character.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

This is peak Kinja.

I don’t know where you quit reading the article, but there are three paragraphs that talk about this. The first paragraph (which also includes a link!) is the one starting with “Okay, okay, I’ll stop.”

even when covered in Fire sauce

No mention of the best bit of writing this episode, ie Brian Cox’s favorite Shakespeare line of “take the fucking money” ? The show runners must’ve had huge smiles having King Lear say that.

The inclusion of Yakety Sax seems to lessen the tastefulness of not using the footage.