His brain seems to be tiny as his hands.

Same here.

That’s what I thought.

Yep, my sister and I went to a school that they a rule regarding that any alcohol/drug use posted on social media that was discovered by a teacher/administrator/staff that occurred during academic year, even if it occurred out of school hours and grounds, would be treated as if it occurred during on.

My thoughts exactly.

Compared this parlor, that table is down right tasteful:

“I’m smart enough to never repeat the past.”

I bet its full of Comic Sans and

Aside from how fucked up an idea this is, I am really in the wrong business if that crappy handbag costs $950 and iPhone case costs almost $50 and sells more than once...

Yea, I once ate the chocolate Exlax thinking it was a kind of chocolate name (like Hersey, Toblerone, etc.), I was 6, learned how wrong I was...

The scariest one of all...

Anyone know why the IL-18's in the beginning props were blue by the way? Never seen blue props before and curious about them and my internet searching is not revealing anything.

Considering the severe costs per hour in jet fuel, I wouldn’t be surprised if true.

And remember: He was supposed to be the SMART one!

Tell me about it. Even my one cat refuses to stand still long enough to take a picture when he’s eating.

Are you daring to question the wonderfulness of Left Shark?! Because I will fight to the death to defend Left Shark and all their left sharky ways!

I’m amazed it only took 19 Lester Holt to be called the n-word by these fuckwads...

Now I’m imagining a Rabbit of Caerbannog patronus:

During college, I did freelance video editing. Since it tied to my major, I thought “Hey, I’ll get both practice and money!” Most of the stuff was interesting in good ways (fondest memory of it was when a guy had me cut together a bunch of scenes from home movies for a wedding anniversary) or while tasteless was…

Same here... My dad is completely inept at technology except for the sites that house his bizzare fetishes.