The goal isn’t to make an exciting game for the fans, the goal is simply to win, no matter how boring.

Despite being a staunch supporter of secularism, I cannot support the French police at all in this.

That cat in the signing of the movie contract looks like he’d rather tear the throats out of the people pressing his paw to the paper proving you can take the cat out of the alley but can’t take the cat out of the cat.

Exactly.

About fucking time. There are things that should not be run by for profit companies (*cough* healthcare *cough* military *cough* elementary through college education *cough*) and prisons are pretty high up there.

Likewise. Got locked out of my dorm room in college because roommate wanted to get it on with his girlfriend. Went to housing and got a private room in the next hour and haven’t looked back till I moved in with girlfriend.

I’ve often wondered the same thing. They look the exact same, they have the same anatomy (yes, men have milk ducts though they seldom mature), they’re both erogenous zones and so on after all.

My thoughts exactly. When I was a kid, I target shot.

Unless your talking about the water in Guanabara Bay (which is where the sailing contests are), which is a nice pleasant shade of brown....

She will. I live in solid blue where FiveThirtyEight says turnip only has a very, very slim chance of winning, and I’m still going out and casting my vote to add to his defeat.

My mom is one of those. Truthfully, I can understand why she feels that way.

How the hell did I get 80% when I barely passed college algebra and trig? Only math I know is percents, addition, subtraction, multiplication and (non long) simple division.

Going for the “I’m too cuckoo for cocoa puffs to stand trial!” defense? Now I admittedly don’t know much about law, but isn’t the insanity defense a rather high bar to obtain to begin with?

According to the Daily Mail (make of that what you will), a car hit him when he was seven and left the his left side of his face paralyzed.

Big cats are amazingly terrifying good at hunting that’s it’s no wonder they’re often the apex predators where they live.

I’d rather stand behind someone playing Pokemon Go on their phone than an idiot holding their cellphone above their head trying to take a picture.

No, it be still just as horrible and disgusting.

Sarah Palin is an extreme conservative and to quote the late, great George Carlin (WARNING: “Naughty language” if your work shuns that kind of thing):

Yea, I don’t understand it either.

I’m not not you’re buddy, guy.