A seagull once stole a lobster roll of mine when another acted as distraction by landing on my head. Saw the pair of them cackling madly on the end of the pier eating the meat after I got another one (and guarded that one with my life.)

That’s true. At this point I’m only half joking when I say that Satan is telling Trump to tone down the evil and be less nasty.

Despite being more to left than Clinton, I’ll vote for her. Trump is definitely the greater of the evils in this case.

I remember doing a Frog and Toad book as one of my first (if not the first) book reports I ever did, such timeless stories.

My “welcome” gift near Tampa during a college Spring Break was motorcyclist threw a half full beer can at my car (thankfully no damage to glass or auto body) when I was stopped at a red light while they went speeding through. Called the cops but by the time they arrived, bikers were long gone. They said they’d check…

I know, I chuckled a bit at that when I learned it. A pothead in my class was mortified and said he'd never celebrate 4/20 again after I did my presentation.

I hope they get a proper lubricant and protection in case they decide to consummate their marriage.

I did a report on white supremacists for my college sociology class (how they communicate within and out of their network, their recruitment techniques, etc) and thumbed through Stormfront and other like websites, you aren’t kidding. They really think they are the height of clever for thinking of such a thing.

I know it’s an old article (published in 2005, so it might be slightly out of date) but a report by a rapporteur from the United Nations found that Japan had a “deep and profound” problem with racism.

Well she did say that he-who-must-not-be-named was NOT as bad as sentient-Cheeto-with-merkin-for-hair.

The first one sounds almost like something Tina Belcher would write.

Those dead eyes are staring into my soul...

I had the honor of speaking with some Holocaust survivors when I was an undergrad and I remember the rhetoric they told us that was used against them, and other Jews, is almost exactly the same that Trump uses now.

Bacterial cocktail for the water sports and Zika virus for the land based ones.

Exactly.

Me: Bet they have the name “Family” or the like somewhere in their name...

She’s got the whole world in her snatch!

I love her in that show. Her snark and sarcasm (in a loving way mind you) is incredible.

Now I want a Alien King movie...

Even if he buys a 767 of the EXACT same specifications, going the EXACT same speed, the EXACT same angle, the EXACT altitude, the EXACT same weather conditions and EXACT same payload weight/density with a building the EXACT same height and EXACT same building methods (something that anywhere rural is sorely lacking)…