Bacterial cocktail for the water sports and Zika virus for the land based ones.

Exactly.

Me: Bet they have the name “Family” or the like somewhere in their name...

She’s got the whole world in her snatch!

I love her in that show. Her snark and sarcasm (in a loving way mind you) is incredible.

Now I want a Alien King movie...

Even if he buys a 767 of the EXACT same specifications, going the EXACT same speed, the EXACT same angle, the EXACT altitude, the EXACT same weather conditions and EXACT same payload weight/density with a building the EXACT same height and EXACT same building methods (something that anywhere rural is sorely lacking)…

Same here.

My mother (former lifelong Republican except on social issues [she was completely disgusted by this year’s crop and is thinking either voting for Hilary/Sanders or just not voting for Pres at all]) and I had lunch when she came to visit me a while back and Sarah Palin was on the TV in the bar we were at. She looked up…

One day we’ll have the technology to ride cat farts to Mars.

Sorry you forgot the 1 in the Tea Pary slogan. It should be:

Nor do I but the joke was practically begging to be used.

Yep, I travel semi regularly and bring a few of those just barely bigger than a shot glass worth and the TSA has never hassled me about them. Really made the redeye flight back from LAX so much easier.

That also gets you a free flight to Cuba!

This is begging for how he loves to eat tacos joke, and I ain’t talking about the Mexican food tacos...*

Yea, while I wish it wasn’t needed, it’s needed.

Exactly.

Exactly what I was gonna post, except they are still trying scare their base with the gays by saying “they threaten [thier] Christian values if a baker is forced to bake a cake for a gay wedding, so we must protect religious values!”

I could see Rey as lesbian as well, but I’m afraid if they did that it would be very hard to do it so it doesn’t give the idiots “oh she’s lesbian, so that’s why she’s doesn’t care about getting a man.”

Sounds like something the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say...