Same here.

My mother (former lifelong Republican except on social issues [she was completely disgusted by this year’s crop and is thinking either voting for Hilary/Sanders or just not voting for Pres at all]) and I had lunch when she came to visit me a while back and Sarah Palin was on the TV in the bar we were at. She looked up…

One day we’ll have the technology to ride cat farts to Mars.

Sorry you forgot the 1 in the Tea Pary slogan. It should be:

Nor do I but the joke was practically begging to be used.

Yep, I travel semi regularly and bring a few of those just barely bigger than a shot glass worth and the TSA has never hassled me about them. Really made the redeye flight back from LAX so much easier.

That also gets you a free flight to Cuba!

This is begging for how he loves to eat tacos joke, and I ain’t talking about the Mexican food tacos...*

Yea, while I wish it wasn’t needed, it’s needed.

Exactly.

Exactly what I was gonna post, except they are still trying scare their base with the gays by saying “they threaten [thier] Christian values if a baker is forced to bake a cake for a gay wedding, so we must protect religious values!”

I could see Rey as lesbian as well, but I’m afraid if they did that it would be very hard to do it so it doesn’t give the idiots “oh she’s lesbian, so that’s why she’s doesn’t care about getting a man.”

Sounds like something the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say...

The person was either messing with you or got wrong info. I was in line this morning and someone got an “iced” drink with only two or three cubes (they had to serve in the “hot” cup because, well it was still hot. Three cubes aren't gonna cool down coffee that much.), he got funny looks but they did it.

In Putin Russia, joke is being sent to Siberia for only 50 years instead of life!

That’s insulting to cheetos.

While it won’t remove all of it (there’s still moonshiners going on despite prohibition ending more than 80 years ago), it could certainly cut down a good chunk.

Male here (admittly one that supports transgender people allowed to go to the bathroom matching their identity but I know the thought process for some [not all! but some] that don’t.)

Man, I’m in the wrong business if they are charging that much for so little work...

Good. Jackson was a racist, genocidal jackass. Only good thing about him was his parrot who swore like a drunken sailor and had to be removed from Jackson’s funeral because of it.