Is this cat a littermate of mine? My siamese loves to hop into open clothes drawers and steal whatever his furry paws and mouth can get a hold on and hide it in his nest somewhere (no idea where, we tired following him once only to have him give us the slip) only to “gift” it back after a few days of being missing.

I was wondering the exact same thing.

Exactly. Its not so much the message but rather that Trump is saying them out loud in plain English instead of using coded messages.

Oh how I remember D.A.R.E. and the whole “Just say NO!” crap (as well as all the crappy anti-drug TV specials they forced down our throats) even though I was a 90s child.

As I jokingly say, “life has a mortality rate of 100%.”

And this is why I am glad I work on the OTHER side of the camera.

That’s exactly what my girlfriend (currently a resident) told a mother whose kid was brought into the hospital where she is by CPS to get treatment for an infection that developed into gangrene.

You ever see the Jersey Devil and Chris Christie in the same room? I thought not. Free the Jersey Devil back into the Pine Barrens!

I’ve heard that it’s likely it was the Polish came up with vodka before the Russians, so I’m stealing that name.

Even as a heterosexual male, I’ve never understood why woman’s nipples are so taboo in our society. Yes, breasts can be sexy but most of the time they aren’t.

Candace Cameron.

Yep. That’s what I was taught and what I tell the talent. Of course 99% of them immediately disregard the instructions but when that 1% happens, it can be very bad.

That’s actually appropriate given that in a few Halloween episodes (Treehouse of Horror IV and XVIII), Flanders WAS the devil.

But where else am I going to get my more flammable than a lit match, hollow plastic that can splinter sharp enough to cut a vein in half if it has more than 10 oz on it, not even hovering, hoverboard now?!

There are so many problems that introducing guns into schools would bring.

I like it, I’m sure my digital editing teacher would have a field day with this as an example where it works to have it be sloppy.

That’s what I was thinking.

Cyborg Blonde Operative?

3 weeks? Took me once six months for a suspicious mole on my back the size of a pencil eraser. Thankfully it was just a mole and nothing cancerous, but that was six months of nervousness whenever I saw it.

Shilling: I am not a crook... except in Rhode Island.