And this is why I am glad I work on the OTHER side of the camera.

That’s exactly what my girlfriend (currently a resident) told a mother whose kid was brought into the hospital where she is by CPS to get treatment for an infection that developed into gangrene.

You ever see the Jersey Devil and Chris Christie in the same room? I thought not. Free the Jersey Devil back into the Pine Barrens!

I’ve heard that it’s likely it was the Polish came up with vodka before the Russians, so I’m stealing that name.

Even as a heterosexual male, I’ve never understood why woman’s nipples are so taboo in our society. Yes, breasts can be sexy but most of the time they aren’t.

Candace Cameron.

Yep. That’s what I was taught and what I tell the talent. Of course 99% of them immediately disregard the instructions but when that 1% happens, it can be very bad.

That’s actually appropriate given that in a few Halloween episodes (Treehouse of Horror IV and XVIII), Flanders WAS the devil.

But where else am I going to get my more flammable than a lit match, hollow plastic that can splinter sharp enough to cut a vein in half if it has more than 10 oz on it, not even hovering, hoverboard now?!

There are so many problems that introducing guns into schools would bring.

I like it, I’m sure my digital editing teacher would have a field day with this as an example where it works to have it be sloppy.

That’s what I was thinking.

Cyborg Blonde Operative?

3 weeks? Took me once six months for a suspicious mole on my back the size of a pencil eraser. Thankfully it was just a mole and nothing cancerous, but that was six months of nervousness whenever I saw it.

Shilling: I am not a crook... except in Rhode Island.

And there goes my need to sleep... forever.

I had a seagull land on my head once. It acted as the distraction while Seagull B stole my box of fries as I was trying to get Seagull A off my head and it took off after B flew off.

Where Avenue Q is (off Broadway), they have a full bar. Got sangria before show, had another delivered during intermission and swung by again for another after. Don’t know about other theaters and those on Broadway (didn’t have enough time to check out before Book of Mormon.)

Let it end! Let it end!

Jeb! was done when he had to drag out his mother to endorse him and his super PAC (which is totally not authorized by him or his committee, wink wink nudge nudge) dragged out W. to endorse him as well: