Don’t forget his best friend Tugger!

Remember kids, don’t put strange things in your mouth... Or these puppets will get you:

I know that my ancestors owned slaves, I’ll admit its a branch of the family tree I’m not proud of (I’m also related to directly a Grand Dragon of the KKK which I am also not proud of.)

She’ll be back, she one of who knows how many clones, plus she’s a fan favorite.

I went to college and have family that are strongly conservative and live in the South (don’t know if correlation there but there might be) and my Tea Party aunt-in-law bought over $100 worth of that crap to spite the “haters of America” after Phil came out homophobic.

I went to an outdoor store to get a jacket (they had the best deal) and I overheard another customer there that talked about the Duck Dynasty people. He called them “good old fashioned country boys that don’t need some of that city learning.”

I know they are spoofing the Game of Thrones logo, but still its laughably terrible.

Had this happen on my flight back from London once. The seat layout was 3-4-3 and the dude was going to be sitting in the aisle of the 4 with a woman on both sides of him. I switched with him (better seat since it was the front row of the economy class) but it ended up still delaying the flight by 15 or so minutes.

This sounds really, really dangerous. Even in Panmunjom, I’m sure there are TONS of land mines, razor wire and nervous of anything happening armed guards on both sides.

Same here, only it was transcontinental, Vegas to JFK. Police thought I was smuggling something at Kennedy because I was sweating so badly and didn’t have a cough.

I don’t have that bad of a story but on a red eye transcontinental flight (Vegas to JFK) so I can hop on my connection home, I came down suddenly.

I’d use it as a conversation starter to scare the damned door to door missionaries away (already used my cat as a “sacrifice to Mammon” using ketchup and slight of hand [no cats harmed in the making of, just pissed off]):

I'd rather hang out with this skunk than the frats after what I saw of them in college.

I didn't go to UGA but I went to college down south. I took a philosophy course taught by a professor who also was a Reform rabbi.

Yea, growing up in New England taught me that lobsters alive are (mostly) blackish and delicious dead and cooked sea cockroaches are red. Also, looks like it's made of plastic.

Are you my cat?

White Castle and pizza is unhealthy enough if a human eats it daily, let alone a dog. I'll admit, every now and then I'll slip my cat a little bit of people food, like when it's boneless fish or chicken, but only a tiny amount since for his body, the calories, vitamins, other nutrients, fat, etc. go much further than…

Thanks. My only experiences with real (not version that my teachers made with note cards or PowerPoints) Jeopardy is seeing snippets of it on the news when something big happens (like Watson and the dude who won over $2 million) and seeing bits and pieces when visiting my grandmother.

Is there a low limit to the final jeopardy? If I was in her shoes at that moment, I would have just wagered $1 unless I was certain I knew lots about that category.

Exactly. It wasn't just that they were using most heinous and despicable word in the English language (though that certainly made it even more sickening) but whole damn thing. The song implies that fucking lynching (aka brutally murdering) black people is okay but heaven forbid if one should want to join your fucked…