My folks planted that one on my bed when I was ten, then a month later planted a more scientific one with labeled pencil drawings of naked people and actually talking about the changes during puberty and what sex is in depth.

When I was in London, the bartender at my hotel and various Londoners I talked to rolled their eyes when I asked about The Sun and said that they wouldn't even use to line a birdcage (as well as it's cousin, The Daily Mail.)

True. My grandmother keeps a LOADED, SAFETY LOCK OFF SHOTGUN under her bed for "just in case." (Never mind the fact that she listens to Rush Limbaugh so loudly that a 747 could be taking off next door and she still wouldn't hear it, let alone a potential murderer/burglar.)

Exactly. I used to target shoot pistols and rifles competitively when I was a kid. While it was nothing larger than .22, I was taught that it was still a weapon that could easily KILL someone very, very easily.

Wow for the low price of $35 I get my name in micro text in the album booklet. Considering a band I listen to did it for free, what a great deal TLC is offering. /sarcasm

If the zealots like my aunt-in-law had her way, women would be HANGED IN PUBLIC instead of jail. Disgusting that they treat a cluster of cells.

Here's to hoping Sulkowicz will change her mind and bring the mattress up to the podium and set it gently down on Mr. Boehner's lap.

Exactly. If he wanted to, Paterno could have easily said to the president and cops "Have you started to investigate Jerry Sandusky? No? Okay then, I'm going to kick Sandusky out of his office, tell him to stay the hell away from my players. Then I'm going to the media and tell them about him and you can either join me…

Don't forget Thomas, Alito and Roberts.

While I'd love a 9-0 decision, I doubt it will happen. But I'm calling it now 5-4 in favor of repealing anti-marriage equality bills with Kagan, Sotomayor, Ginsburg, Kennedy (the deciding vote, luckily he does have a history of equality) and Beryer voting to repeal and Roberts, Thomas, Scalia and Alito to keep.

Is your name Amy Farrah Folower? Anyways, not that uncommon I'm sure. Girlfriend with a sly smile and wink told me one day that when she was a kid "electric toothbrushes made her get both clean and dirty."

He took us to the bathroom, where he showed us the funniest thing that a three-year-old could find: a giant double-ended dildo. Fun for the entire family, but mostly for the adults.

Even if the sex was consensual (which I doubt), he should have known that:

Or how even different SPECIES look the same at stages of development:

Or you can be like the majestic kakapo and just go after everything that moves, even its not the same species as you (or going after an orifice).

I look stoned in all mine. I'm a natural night owl and my school started classes at 6:45 AM, bad combo.

And here I thought my cat was just weird* when he tries to be me for olives when I snack on them.

Lucky you.

What is it with the GOP and torturing dogs? I mean Mitt Romney put his in a carrier strapped on a car roof, Mike Huckabee's son KILLED a dog and now this?

While I feel sorry for Leelah's mother (no parent should have to bury their child), I feel even worse for Leelah herself. Even in death, her mother still refers to her as "he" and "son" instead of "she" and "daughter". The poor girl never had a chance.