shut up whiny furry cunt

I think I watched this show exactly one time. It was about a minister that had a deep, dark secret that he was tortured about and was sure his church would reject him for. Not understanding that this was a ridiculous show I assumed the secret was something that would be controversial. You know that he was gay or…

The fact that they have started 3-0, beat two playoff teams from last year with the backup QBs AND haven’t been playing with a lot of key players makes this Pats team very scary.

The thing is that all of these cold reading people need to do is occasionally hit it dead on with their guesses for everyone to continue to think psychics might actually be a thing. Because most people aren’t going to go around telling the whole neighbourhood “Oh, I paid money to a psychic who was an obvious hack.”…

If there were genuine psychics in the world who weren’t just cold reading and ripping people off, I have no doubt those would be the people who would end up on TV, versus the obvious scam artists who do. If it was possible to find anyone who consistently amazed people with genuine insights the TV people wouldn’t care…

Sitting in a parked car, reading a book, waiting for his child’s school bus.

You don’t know that, there’s a possibility they could play Cincinnati.

I don’t get why this guy used a knife. Was he kept from getting a gun for some disqualifying reason?

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Has any one of these yokels ever read the Constitution? Shouldn't that be required to hold office? The person who gets the most electoral votes becomes the President. Being duly elected does not make the President a dictator. Stop running around screaming about tyranny and shooting people, you sound like John Wilkes…

The NFL seems like the kind of place that would have a bunch of non-practicing lawyers in its front offices who’d enjoy bickering over the language for this stuff, but they’re not getting the job done. I never thought I’d say this, but it might be time for them to call in a philosopher.

Celebrating is one thing, throwing the ball into the stands is another.

Sounds good in theory, but it’s actually quite offensive. You make me sit quietly so you can pray to the horribly narcissistic, rapist, child-sacrificing Yahweh but you won’t sit quietly while I pray to the Invisible Pink Unicorn? And even if I didn’t need to pray to the IPU, will I be shunned or otherwise punished in…

Rachel Maddow. Joy Reid. Tamron Hall. I will concede that Lester Holt is the only decent on-air talent at NBC right now who also has a penis.* Maybe Chris Hayes, but he can be a bit smarmy.

You take that back. Tamron Hall has been doing some amazing interviews lately.

EXCEPT, if you use a service like AirBnB to do it, you’ve agreed to their terms and conditions.

No.

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

Respect is earned, not due. Religion deserves none. I won’t go ahead and annoy people who are praying but I sure as hell will say something when their idiocy affects people who, unlike them, don’t worship an imaginary friend and follow a random set of 1000+ years old “principles” written by some old dude who smoked ye…