We execute people for:

Not a mega fan, but I’m definitely a fanson. Going to see them in a few months. Not even a little shame. It will be my third time in about six years.

Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

You know that fucker was making them buy name brand.

That bikini bottom is shoved *way* too far up her ass crack to be comfortable. I am feeling a sympathetic wedgie just *looking* at it. Yes, I am middle-aged. And very, *very* thankful that the big fashion trend when I was her age was grunge.

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

The thing that bothers me most is that—if we forget for a moment that he’s an accused domestic abuser—he is a quality actor who used to do quality shit. But because his motivation ceased being art and focused solely on, for instance, expensive shit to put in the cellar, he’s become a loser. A literal sellout. A…

first, thank you for dealing and getting me through. secondly, i am doing my very best on holiday spending, but there is only so much i can do, as i need to give my kiddies and famille as good a Christmas as possible, obviously within reason. but, regarding the plane situation,., i don’t have all that many options at…

I’m with the old bitch, I think I’d go for the Hanson tag-team. They just seem....cleaner?

Would you rather bang beiber or be triple teamed by hanson?

This pretty much reinforces the fact that if your loved one is suffering a mental health crisis, do not call the police if you aren’t willing to accept the very real possibility that the call you made to help your loved one will end up with your loved one bleeding out on the floor.

She could have been holding a knife because she was barbecuing in the backyard! She could have been holding a knife because she was afraid of the burglar she called them about (yes, mental issues, I know, but...)! IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO HOLD A KNIFE.

I am very fat and have been doing water aerobics at least three times a week for the last two years as a way to maintain my mobility as I get older and generally feel better. The facility I go to is a community pool and has a single communal change room with cubicles. Four of the cubicles are accessible in that in…

As a fat guy who goes to the gym all the time, watches what I eat, and generally wants to be ripped, I feel so terrible for that woman who was the victim of the assault Dani Mathers perpetrated on her. Going to the gym, and the locker room even more so, is not about mocking those who aren’t as perfectly fit, and…

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Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

“Just let me explain. I’ll concentrate. If I’m trying to level, keep this level, in your mind. This draws my attention away and my concentration.”

So a couple things. First, wow, the specificity here. Telling him to get down on all fours because he’s vermin?!?! This is not something that comes to you in the heat of the moment. This is shit you have to ruminate on.

I have short, thick legs that exercise and lipo haven’t cured. If anything, working out has only made my calves bigger. I’m all about this song. Leg acceptance is hard when all you see are thin, long legs in the media.

I sure wish we’d had this stuff back in the 80s.... When I was a teen, there was exactly 1 message, and that was “thighs must not touch, otherwise you are subhuman”.