Abraham is a FANTASTIC name for a fish. So much character and gravitas! I commend your naming skills. :)

Wow, I hadn't thought of it that way. Adds a whole new level of creepy to this phenomenon.

Maybe he's just being efficient? I gave my cats super kooky names but Mr. Safiya and I can't help but call them "KITTEN!!1!" every time we see them (and the cuties are approaching 10 now).

Absolutely! My mother works for an order of sisters, and their whole lives are about making positive changes in their communities. NOT proselytising, not judging, but just trying to improve the lives of others through all kinds of ministries.

Poor girl. This is such a humiliating story. I'd like to believe from her guarded response to the press that she is choosing to appreciate the effort and support behind her mother's actions, and overlooking the awkward and misguided execution.

I am also embarrassed for assuming she was a blond. I mean, her name is Heidi, right? Er...yeah.

Not that I know them or anything but, if I had to guess, I'd assume the opposite to be true. Yes, the Windsors have a long tradition of hunting and sport but if anything that would make them much MORE likely to take gun safety seriously. Most people who are familiar with the safe handling of firearms would be…

Not that I have any personal knowledge of this (I have disproportionately tiny boobs), but don't some women with larger boobs prefer to sleep in bras? I seem to remember this from previous boob-related discussions on Jezebel.

You really need to be a publicist. This is your calling.

Maybe include a reverse lipliner, too? That made the biggest difference for me.

This picture accompanying this story isn't helping. It's just so bizarre. On the upside, maybe if this woman just holds up a paper chin during her video chats she won't feel the need for surgery?

"Because condoms"? Really? There should only be one form of affordable birth control? And what about for the many people who are allergic to latex? Or who are in long term relationships, and don't like the reduced sensation of condoms?

I'm sure that, cooked at the right temperature, he'd be mighty tasty!

It's not Kate Bosworth's shoes that are mismatched at this event, it's her toes. Get this gorgeous girl a pedi, stat!

Not that it matters (because everyone reacts differently to it), but I went on 2 rounds of Accutane and the effects didn't last. The first time, I had maybe 6 months of clear skin; the second, it never fully cleared up. My skin cleared up on its own about 5 years later, only to break out worse than ever in my late…

Agreed! Although I may be unreasonably skewed by your two examples; Busy Phillips and Josh Hartnett are quite the representative sample.

Seriously. I think Hartnett dodged the bullet on that one. What a boring, schlocky mess.