This thread made my day. Which, by the by, was stressful.

I KNOW.

I've always been taught not to overwork scrambled eggs. I'm really curious to give this a try! I'm an easy sell for this; i love eggs. Very sexy!!

Wow, sorry. I did not realize that my post was so tainted by my BANANA BREAD PRIVILEGE.

The secret ingredient is...MEAT!

I'm kind of surprised at the way this thread turned out. It struck me as strange that this Gretchen person seems to have attended a wedding without even bringing a card (since she needs to drop it off later?). I can't imagine being broke enough (and I'm pretty damn broke right now) to attend a gathering like a…

It's a privilege to sit next to her?? I...can't even.

The Comedy Network link works for Canadians (not sure about anyone else, though):

I understand, then. But Twitter is SO NOT FOR YOU.

Her face is MUCH thinner, and she has clearly had her lips done. Looking very anime.

Am I missing something? Your reaction seems...rather extreme.

OMIGOD, this is soooo perfect Finnick. As evidence, I am so entranced that I cannot think of an intelligent thing to say right now. Yes, I am the girl who drops 30 IQ points in the presence of sex god.

Oooooh, that's amazing!

But the article was pretty goofy for Cosmo, wasn't it? I can imagine them commissioning a reporting piece on the wedding ("How sexy was it?"), and then being so confused about the resulting article that they just ran it anyway.

She seems to have progressed to Taylor Momsen level eye makeup.

I KNOW! That totally killed me.

This is such a great response to SO MANY THINGS. I think I will start using this at work — with horrendous customers, with my well-meaning but wildly incompetent boss. But first I must master the precise combination of deadpan stare and slightly nauseous expression to pull this off.

That's a really great story! I imagine it's the kind of thing - making you laugh even though life is kicking your ass - that drives comedians to be who they are.

Every so often I bang one of my shoulders or hips by misjudging a corner...of my own house. I thought I was the only one! Body awareness FAILURE.

You said exactly what I was thinking. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!