Jalopnik writers: crazy posturing and moral shaming of any questioning of coronavirus protocols

“God Damn do white conservatives have an ounce of fucking shame?”

Emergency Bicycle. When you’re absolutely committed to the adventure of #hooptielife

Respect.

Ain’t no hypocrite like an evangelical hypocrite coz an evangelical hypocrite don’t quit!

This is massive. I do IBA rides, and people always assume I’m doing some stupid speeds, but the truth is much more mundane. I pre-scout gas stations, and a back-up, at my expected stops using Google maps. I look for easy in and out. I do everything in a prescribed manner. My keys always go to the same spot, same with…

Here are a few pics taken from my garden (the ship is roughly 10km away), the first one taken shortly after it ran aground:

As a 50 year old black man in Florida who doesn’t listen to country music, tell me where to send my check.

Willie better be up there or there will be trouble.

The pic looks like the last scene of The Poseidon Adventure (1972).

Headline Faux Pas Alert! This is not a container ship. There is nothing container about this sad ship. This is a roll-on/roll-off (ro-ro) transport. Container ships carry all those big metal boxes; ro-ros are floating parking garages that bring the magical gift of automobiles to drivers around the world. It’s sort of…

Most disappointing piñata ever.

Actually it’s a roll-on/roll over scrap metal carrier.

There’s a little of Florida in all of us. 

She looks like she’s in a rake-fighting league. I’d keep my distance.

Seperately in their own mom’s basements!

If ya want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it!

Ooh, look at fancy Atari guy with the nice Sony monitor. Must be nice. 

Wow, no shit!? Thats cool. I had a colecovision before i had an atari. It was amazing.. 

I had a coleco ADAM for mine which I believe was quite similar. Take that, commodore and your measly 64k

The gods of car maintenance require a blood sacrifice, or at very least a brief scream of pain as you accidentally touch something that’s either red hot or 24 volts. This is part of the initiation.