David says “I find myself in a similar spot, Matthew, in that recent life events have driven me to seek, in some ways, a hard-reset.”

When I look at your drawing of The Boot I can’t help but see the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

The answer is alway Unimog. Plus you can just live in it and add the house payment to make budget. 

I think a “Tanus” is the thing Trump speaks out of.

I wanted to SKREEM when I saw most of the cars this guy has

SO different! that was what made car buying so fun! You’d go to the showroom with your parents and sit in all of the cars and play with the dashboard controls while your parents talk to the dealer.

KKKRS-One!!! Oh man. That’s so good.

I’m surprised you were able to type that, usually handling Elon’s cock and balls is a two-handed job

It’s a used Audi, so it’s more or less automatically CP. Then you remember that you can get a B7 with a 2.0TFSI and throw less than a grand at a tune and get 250hp and it seals it.

I don’t know, the Moon-landing denyers and anti-vaxx folks may get upset. And let’s not forget the QAnon folks. Or denying the Holocaust, or claiming that the Earth is hollow and filled with the lizard people who make up the majority of the Illuminati.

I only have BI_GO, I had Carlos Ghosn as my center square...

Third grade Gap year?

If it wasn’t code for white supremacy, predominantly white schools wouldn’t suddenly whip out MAGA signs and Trump signs only when they play predominantly black schools.

So white supremacy has 3 levels: subliminal, liminal, and super-liminal.

Used to listen to him a lot, took FPU, wife and I still do our monthly budget committee meeting and pay cash for most things.

I have that panel saved as a picture on my phone and I show it to people whenever they try to talk sports at me to illustrate what I’m getting out of it. 

Sounds like you haven’t even bothered to look up the residual values.

Inventory costs dealers something. A lot of something.

“I’m Jewish and my ancestors were also slaves”