Sadly, CP.

The Ebert quote is from this article, which has an even better dunk. In response to Rob Schneider’s comments about rewards a fellow journalist has received, “Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.” 

Cue the neo-Confederates crying that their freedom of expression would be violated because they can’t fly their second-place trophies, even though NASCAR is not, as far as I know, a governmental entity, and neither “coded racist” nor “deliberately obtuse Lost-Causer” is a protected class.

You ever see Hollywood Shuffle?

Thank you for your service. 

“Before the Merica went really, really, really batshit and was only fairly batshit, back in March, there were still some issues with how America was policed”.

In this case, it’s all the more ridiculous when you realize the whole chase started because a driver failed to yield.

Now this is how you bait the mail bag.

I’ve always thought the P1800 was the prettiest Volvo. Same design studio as the VW Karman Ghia, and the family resemblance really shows.

Grandpa had a P1800E in green. My fondest memory of it is when he was driving me to my parent’s house and the door popped open on a curve and I squirted out under the seatbelt and bounced about twenty feet on an amazingly soft lawn.

It’s an introvert’s paradise.

My Mercedes Benz does 191.

Considering that I hate society and commuting, I’ve honestly never been better

Hell, even if it was a real gun, she’s a Storm Trooper, it’s not like she would have hit anything.

wait your drummer has a driver’s license?

Well thank goodness for that. Hopefully, this will kill truck sales, allow us to stop cars from coming into cities, and FINALLY stop people from driving to work.

Personally, I’m leaving when Torch does.

I’ll be honest, the people leaving Jalopnik didn’t bother me too much because there are still some decent writers left and I honestly just pop in as a fairly mindless distraction from work. Had no real plans to change that and couldn’t really give a hoot about Spanefeller or hulk Hogan or whatever other garbage goes…

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