The best response.  Unless it’s made in response to the Potsdam Declaration.  

Wasting their time now, and if they get a reply, wasting their time in the future. You just know that someone who starts with a ridiculous offer is going to be an absolute pain in the ass at every part of the process. So it’s going to be a ton of work for little profit, if any since they’re unlikely to actually buy.

I feel like there are a bunch of dummies out there who think that the current pandemic/economic situation means they can get a hold of negotiable-price items like cars and property for massive at-loss discounts.

Yup, the dealer knows what they have

I don't have to be as diplomatic as Tom does, the dealers don't respond to your absurdly low offers because you are wasting their fucking time. 

One step closer to me not being part of this car community any more. I know I am not alone here, but Gizmodo has ruined this site. Jalopnik used to be a bright spot during my day, but it seems like Jim Spanfeller is hellbent on ruining everything great that went on within the Gizmodo Group.

I cooked some salmon in the office microwave. I apologized a hundred times, to no avail.

the correct term for throwing loose change is “making it hail” 

The baddies in the tuk-tuk chase failed at their Sikh and destroy mission.

Actually make listings for those cars with this dumb fucks email and let others contact him about it. But add something offensive to ad like won’t deal with Jews

A riot is an ugly thing..and I think it is about time we had one!

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Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

A beat down with wooden batons and then a couple day stay in a NYC Hospital would be appropriate and warranted

What year was that? Looks like something out of a Gerry Anderson show, UFO or Space 1999 maybe?

Neighbors like this:

Because David Tracy.

I’d take it, but I still would pay the thing off the day the warranty runs out. Payments or repairs, never both on the same car for me. If I can’t pay it off in within the factory warranty terms, I can’t afford that car.

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